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thor: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this one
loki: manslaughter it is
valkyrie: death is a certainty. all of us will die one day
thor: except for loki
loki: yeah. i die lots of days!
thor: *moves to hug loki*
loki: *steps aside*
thor: why did you move?
loki: i thought you were going to attack me
thor: i was going to hug you
loki: why would you hug me?
thor: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU
loki: mother, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly
thor from the bottom bunk: i can hear you
thor: help me, please
loki: i’ve got two words for you
thor: i bet they won’t be helpful
loki: your problem
thor: i was right
loki: you can trust me
thor: i don’t even trust the way you just said that i can trust you
thor: is it just me, or do all of your plans involve some horrible web of lies?
loki, lying: it’s just you
loki about mobius: this is crazy, but i’m having feelings again. like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. you remember feelings, right?
thor: yes, i have them every day of my life
loki: you do?
thor: are you saying you don’t have feelings?
thor: we’re going to defeat them with the power of friendship!
loki: we’re not friends
valkyrie, holding her sword: we're going to defeat them with the power of incredible violence
thor: you know, there are times when i think you don’t take me seriously
loki: really? there are times you think i do?
valkyrie: are you okay?
thor, giving her a thumbs up and smiling: nope!
thor: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures
bruce: what?
loki: an idea. he’s having an idea
thor: guess what i’m about to get
loki: on my nerves
tony: okay team, let’s synchronize our watches
thor: i don’t know what that means
natasha: i don’t have a watch
clint: time is a construct
thor: i am full of love
loki: you are full of shit
thor: you’re supposed to be dead!
loki: i get that a lot, actually
thor: murder is never the answer
valkyrie: of course, murder is a question
loki: and the answer is yes
[at a carnival]
thor, taking out his wallet: how much for the horse tornado?
bruce: thor, that’s a carousel
thor: i must have it
thor: you tricked me!
loki: i deceived you. ‘trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship
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