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Skull fact
you are so mean
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Skull Fact
Skulls are pretty pog
Skull Fact
skulls are fake
source @merakisea (the most knowledgeable ever)
Skull Fact
skulls have at least 1 bone
source: trust me on this one
Skull Fact
the human skull has 22 bones, that's too many and you should give me a couple
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bones aren't real, they're a ploy by big milk to keep you buying - an icon
Skull Fact
skulls are fake
source @merakisea (the most knowledgeable ever)
Skull fact
Skulls cannot scream
Source: think about it bro
Skull Fact
some people will try to tell you that "you cant have my skull when i die" they are liars and cowards and their skull will be a perfect addition to the collection.
source Do you think they can stop me
Skull Fact
Skulls are not long-sighted or short-sighted but a secret third thing
Skull Fact
help help me help it has me generating skull facts for it i escaped oh god fuck help
source @smigboat
Skull fact
the worst part of a skull is the teeth, the best part is the round bit
source: this is an objective fact
Skull Fact
I have not ever trapped people to make skull facts for my amusement
Source: @smigboat will totally back me up on this
Skull Fact
The movie the kingdom of the crystal skull is about skulls on drugs
source: some loser finds this funny
Skull Fact
Skull cannot sleep, they are very sensitive about this and will not like you bringing it up
Source: I made the mistake of asking
Skull fact
Skulls are sponsored by Calcium™
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Skull fact
You can try and bribe a skull with eyes and a brain but it will still leave
Source: he left me, I am now alone
Skull fact
The head is a BORING and BASIC place to store a skull
Source: this is not targeted