I'm Cringing - Tumblr Posts
Me: [in bed, eyes closed, very relaxed]
Me: [remembers every faux pas or embarrassing thing I've ever done]
Me: [the sounds of a moron cringing so hard her face temporarily collapses in on itself]
As promised, old art 😬
I'm fucking whEEZING WHAT IS THIS- IS THAT--- IS THAT WONKA PONY??
There was clearly a phase taking effect.
And then there's me completely ignoring human anatomy:
^^^ There is no heterosexual explanation for this
I really thought I did something here. ^^^
Oml this is bringing back so many suppressed middle school memories oh dear god.
I must have been intolerable to be around oml I'm sorry to anyone who went to school with me 👁️👄👁️
Please roast me.
Kuroageha X Fem! Reader
Pairings: Kuroageha (Lomando/Fancy island) X Fem! Reader
KUROAGEHA PLEASE MARRY ME.
Warnings: mentioned guts and vomiting (it's not graphic but it's just said)
Just a reminder: Lomando has a lot of loud noises, jumpscares and flashing lights.
This fandom after 2020-2021: 💀💀💀💀💀
Summary: Fem Reader got jumpscared by Momm- I Mean Kuroageha and instead of leaving like she does to a lot of people just stays there, for a uncomfortable amount of time and Reader Is standing there like: 🧍♀️
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MC (Let's hope I didn't summon a fandom) Pressed on the second buttons where Dai Kamuro was, that led her to a page called "Chaos", computer square window pages, one was blue eyes blinking, the others were flying across the screen, one a beating heart, one a picture of a newspaper that swirls sometimes, the other was a bunch of Eris/Ellis faces blurred, and bacteria, she clicks the blue eyes, leading her to a page called Eyes, a woman named Betty who had guts out of her stomach and blood coming out of her eyes as she had a smile only a mother could only love (A/N: /J I LOVE BETTY I PROMISE) , it made her want to puke as if the bacteria wasn't enough to make her get the ick, those eyes that were blue are now red, with red text in Dutch, Japanese romaji, Finnish, and French, she clicked the eyes again, it led her to a page called "Nyanyanyanyahn", a youtube video?
She pressed the button, static filled the screen until, a woman with very long black hair with swept side bangs , a possible black skirt with black lips and grayish white skin popped out of the screen, breaking it, with a wide smile and childlike giggle, getting way too close to her face, she wasn't moving away from her spot which was unusual since she read that she goes away after jumpscaring and leading you to a real youtube video with Yukan, but in her case, she didn't move, she just stared (A/N: as someone with AVPD and a phobia of staring that is my worse Nightmare)
Stared and stared until she finally spoke
"You're Pretty" (A/N: is it you're or your? I don't know English wasn't my first language)
That was it and she just smiled with just her lips in a 'I will be here if you need me' (A/N: I'm in my yearning era)
She disappeared. She just disappeared right there and then.
The page finally made me go to Yukan, That lady was pretty hot though, she knew that for sure. Maybe a little too hot, but whatever.
She Genuinely Forgot She Had to do Yukan's Puzzle
She has to process things first as her brain was like a potato thrown in a microwave, waiting slowly.
Oh my God
This is the first time he is laying on me!!!
“.... Hah. No choice but to do it then.”
“......”
“Turn to stone and die.”
have an Ophiou gif literally no one ever asked for
hhhhhhhh
The daddy kink is the cringiest thing ever created to me.
Cringing at my thoughts
I kind of realize that I never really post my thoughts on here. I think it’s mainly because I’m so closed off to sharing my thoughts that I get scared of being judged. Regardless, here are my favorite pictures!!
