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We were robbed of Himbo Alistair Wonderland
-He is required by destiny to eat anything that says “Eat me” and drink anything that says “Drink me”. -Sparrow and Blondie have joined forces to create a segment called “What can we get Alistair to eat just by writing ‘eat me’ on it” -Kitty once made him drink a whole bottle of hot sauce that way -Ginger: “Bunny, can you pLEASE GET YOUR HIMBO OUT OF THE KITCHEN HE’S EATEN TWO DOZEN TEA CAKES AND CAN’T STOP” -Any time someone’s in a crowd and can’t find Alistair, all they have to do is shout “TEATIME!” and he is destiny-bound to make a beeline for them -Since all his best friends since childhood are femmes/nonbinary, he is physically incapable of being sexist. Like at all -Any time anyone gives the girls flak for being “weak little damsels in distress”, he runs at them screaming “you got a PROBLEM with damsels in distress buddy?!” -”Alistair, I think you would look good in this dress for teatime!” “Ok sure Maddie” -Since Alice technically becomes a Queen in Through the Looking Glass, he takes Princessology with Lizzie and they are both well versed in Crown etiquette -Having been in Princessology and personal friends with Maddie, he is an excellent tea party guest -Since Alice is both the hero of her story and a damsel in distress, he gets assigned to Damsel in Distressing and Hero Training -At one point, due to a mixup, he ends up having to rescue himself from a tower -He plays both roles extremely well -Another time he simply eats a cake that makes him gigantic and saves his “damsel” by having her walk onto his hand like a friendly giant -He and Humphrey trade puns like nobody’s business -Duchess can’t understand why he keeps sprinking pepper on her?? -Since he is also destiny-bound to solve riddles, Kitty once distracted him for an hour by throwing a bunch of seeds on the ground and asking him how many there were like a vampire -Since he gets saved by the White Knight, whenever he sees Chase he runs to Daring or Darling (whoever happens to be closest) and jumps into their arms and pretends to faint -Chase is unamused. The Charmings love it.
I need more content that focuses on the fact that Alistair’s Destiny involves being a “Damsel in Distress”
-I don’t CARE how masculine you are, you can’t cry an entire pool of tears without proper training -Alistair being the only boy in Damsel in Distress class -Alistair being partnered with Darling in both Damsel in Distress class and Hero Training (with her pretending to be Daring) -Darling saving Alistair from a tower and him just HAMMING IT UP -At one point he ends up saving himself from a tower -Any time he is mildly inconvenienced he just yells “Save me, Darling!” and faints dramatically on the nearest object -If Sparrow ever gives him flak for being a damsel, Alistair simply faints on Sparrow and refuses to let him get back up again
It just hit me some people like the royals in ever after high… I just thought everyone just automatically preferred the rebels
For: @grumpy-tea-enthusiast and @eah-exchange
Happy Holidays! Part 1/2
For: @grumpy-tea-enthusiast and @eah-exchange
Hope you liked! Part 2/2
My gift for the @eah-exchange! For @earthboy3000
I love Blondie too, so I hope you love your gift. <3
Merry Christmas!
My gift for @henclair !! I hope you like it and i hope your next year is your best yet!
I love this sO MUCH. I LOVE E.H. SHEPARDS WORK THIS IS PERFECT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.❤️
Once upon a time, in the Hundred Acre Wood…
I drew Blondie for @creativewizardkid for the @eah-exchange, inspired by E.H. Shepard’s illustrations for Winnie-the-Pooh.
For @ravensraven
Two gals for you,
Have a super merry Christmas!
My 2nd gift for @mcurii
Part 2/2
Hope you have the most sweetest of Holidays!
1/2 gifts! This is for @xxcherrycherixx and @eah-exchange
2/2! Cute wives, I hope you love it!
Again, This is for @xxcherrycherixx and @eah-exchange
Little lady for sale here
New forest Nymph SOLD