Alright, Monster High Has Its Grips On Me. Val Is My Best Boy I Love Him So Much.

Alright, monster high has its grips on me. Val is my best boy I love him so much.

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

More on my ever after high oc, Ena. I love her so much she's my lil windup child

Today, my Satanist friend was complaining about having to go into work tomorrow, my catholic friend said she'll pray for her, and I (a hellenistic pagan) replied I'll leave room on my altar. Catholic friend fistbumped me and Satanist friend thanked us.

To my fellow non cisgendered friends.

Yall ever just go about your day, look in the mirror, and go "DANG I LOOK SO GENDER" and just stand there for a good second?

Back on the ever after high obsession. Ima describe my oc and post her later.

Her name is Ena Mel. The daughter of Coppelia.

A porcelain windup doll brought to life, though with several imperfections.

She can't move her face and her movements and quite rigid. She needs to be wound up again to be able to move. And she can't speak whatsoever (though she does communicate through sign language)

Despite all this, she is still a ballerina and loves to dance.

She's best friends with Duchess, and she often joins in with alot of her schemes. They both don't have very happy endings to their stories, so they both are a little resentful of the rebels that do and yet throw that all away.

She's quite shy but a huge romantic. Often reading love stories. She really likes attention but can't hold it due to her aforementioned inability to speak, emote, and sometimes move.

Prob gonna do some comics with her because I love her to death